Adam and Eve Chapter

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth 

Night and day, the seas, the stars, creatures 

All in just five days but with no one to appreciate it. 

Thy all knowing Almighty, pondered and pondered 

Answered through the looking glass, 

 God

Holy thou art! 

Me, Myself, and I!

I shall create to praise Me
but no one other than 

I shall possess the name of divine,

 immortality and deserving glory!

Dust and mud with thy mystical rites, the first man rose in the image of thee Lord and was given the name "Adam".

 Adam 

"Eh?" 

Post-haste Adam lunged onto a deer 

Ripped and chewed its flesh 

Blood smears, defiling green 

A blissful face he exhibits 

"Good meal, good meal 

But why am I here?" 

The ground trembled, the sky violet, earth splits, the Heavens roared “TUNDAR” 

Adam cowers in fear, the Almighty speaks. 

 God 
Insolence! 

I created ye, 

Thou shalt idolize, thou shalt love Me 

Me Almighty, all knowing, divinity 

Me miracles and creations 

This paradise and ye I've created in just six days 

Indisputable glory, I deserve! 

Now praise Me

Though horrified, Adam recognized God's amazing feats, deserving glory. 

 Adam 
Praise ye the Lord, ye all knowing pansophy 

Praise ye the Lord, ye amazing feats, 

Praise ye the Lord, for creating me 

Honored and obliged to witness your glory,

Praise ye the Lord. 

Having received Adam's gracious words. 

The earth calmed, heaven fell silent 

Birds chipping, Deers calling 

Thee Lord quite gay and merry, 

Adam given paradise. 

Shower the Lord with love and praise! 

A delightful routine Adam enjoyed 

Benevolent Lord was overjoyed 

Decided to reward Adam 

Figured, a derivation of Adam 

To love and praise Adam himself 

And God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept; and He took one of his ribs, and closed 

up the flesh in its place. 

Then the rib which the Lord God had taken from Adam to make another Adam but with a twist, body 

taking a grand shape before the man named Adam but with large breasts and milky flesh, and grand 

locks of brown hair that touched the back of her knees, and bright blue eyes, shone as the stars in the 

sky, and the absence of a dragon, replaced with a dimple. 

She turned to look up to the Holy light in the clouds, parting them, and she fell to her knees in prayer. 

 Eve
Dearest God, 

For bringing me here 

I thank ye! Please 

allow me to bare wonderful 

children for thy dearest 

Adam. Praise thy Holy Father, 

praise thy Holy spirit, 

praise ye God! 

God gave Adam the second coming, the name of Eve and brought her to Adam. 

 God
My splendid Adam, for your forthright, gratifying praises 

I present thou Eve, feel Me joy, love and praise thou she shall 

The dimple on her groin, entrance for ye dragon. 

Something new Me invented, for thou be'st to spawn more Adams. 

I've made it pleasurable, thou be'st know what I mean after ye hath tried. 

Roam this paradise with Eve, witness Me endless miracles, and praise Me. 

Thou be'st free to feed on any tree and animal in the garden; 

But ye shan't eat from the golden tree, 

for when ye eaten, ye be'st deprived from joy.” 

Adam and Eve then retired back to rest, took ye Lord’s truth 

and had sex for the first time, the pleasure they felt, quickening breaths. 

The music the couple have made pleasured ye Lord’s ear. 

 Adam                                             Eve
“Oh my God, Praise                       “God oh God, praise  

ye the Lord”                                    ye the Lord”  

And in that time, she spent it with Adam as a blissful and obedient wife just as God instructed 

for her to be. She did not doubt, did not question, but obeyed. It was as God had said directly he wanted. 

In this ignorance she shared fruit with Adam, until she saw the golden tree that caught her eye.

Delicious fruits and a Viper resting on a stone in the shade, catching attention of the woman's scent with a flick of a tongue and raising its head. 

 Viper
Beautiful Eve, 

Your eyes hold such lust 

when they look at the 

fruits of this tree, do 

ye yearn to taste the 

forbidden fruit and 

be the equivalent of God?
To be powerful, more so 

than Adam and the man 

who created thy body? 

Innocent and naive Eve was frightened by the speaking snake, and she did not understand what it spoke of, 

for she had no knowledge of things such as lust or being equivalent to God or Adam as possibilities or even that they existed! And so she fled, where God's voice boomed over her and sent her cowering onto her knees in begging for forgiveness. 

 God
Foolish Eve,
You dare speak with Lucifer 

and consider such things? 

You are woman, made from 

my hand and man's flesh, 

thy woman has no power 

and no right to wish for 

more than the watchful eyes 

of thy God and Adam! 

And Eve sobbed; she wanted nothing more than to be forgiven by her benevolent God. 

 Eve
Forgive me, God, 

I want nothing that involves 

being more benevolent or 

powerful than thee Lord or Adam! 

Forgive me, for I was not 

intending go against the word 

of my most righteous God! 

And so God forgave her before letting her go on her way, but Eve continued to think of this tree and eventually found her way walking back toward it slowly where the white Viper still sat resting on the stone. Again at her scent it lifted it's head and slithered to her, wrapping about her naked body and resting it's scaled head upon her bosom. 

 Eve
Seducing Viper, 

Please make me less ignorant 

and innocent, 

Allow me to be more worthy of 

the watchful eyes of my Lord 

and Adam. 

And so the serpent brought Eve a fruit, the ripest from the tree and she thanked the viper before rushing to 

find Adam so they might share this moment of opening their eyes as a couple. Adam ate it without hesitation as if it’s any other fruit that Eve have gathered before. The couple then rest under the cicada tree, Adam blissfully ignorant, Eve eager in anticipation. 

Their world metamorphose groggy, trees were dancing, animals uttering language, land as if jelly jiggling, skies as if sea waves crumbling. Confused though amused were Adam and Eve, but rapidly, The amusing 

world fleets and left them with a scene of grotesque filth, a birth. Then as though flipping through 

history before earth, the couple witnessed, the war of God and Satan, chapters and verses and 

everything that has happened and these erudition does not terrorize them as much as nothingness 

and mortality they’ve learned, fatal. 

 Adam
Horrendous Darkness, as though sleeping
But waking never
This holy garden, Ye god made us
I want to leave never
And my beloved Eve, I want to leave you never

 Eve
My Love, wisdom I sought from the viper
My passion to serve ye and thee Lord better
Never have i wanted the knowledge of Evil
Nor the horrendous darkness
My beloved Adam, I want to leave you, never

 Adam and Eve
Will God forgive us?

Adam and Eve decided to seek forgiveness from God and renounce evil and the darkness, “God Help 

Us” they dreadfully shouted, not knowing ye divine all knowing Lord already knew the happened. God 

appeared 

 Adam

Praise ye the Lord, benevolence 

Please forgive our disobedience 

The fruit of golden, we’ve eaten 

Knowledge of evil, mortality, nothingness 

How ye the Lord cometh, we’ve never wanted 

We are deprived of joy 

Please forgive and reprise us, paradise 

And we vow never to disobey again 

 God 

ATROCIOUS! how dare ye make demands after going against Me word 

Me Adam and Eve, Me loved ye both, but this act Me cannot forgive 

For Me has twice warned Eve 

Ye both punishment, consequence, ye shall accept with grace 

Ye both shan’t feel joy again 

Though benevolent Me shall grant, My final kindness 

Ye both shan’t feel fear, the evil and darkness 

And ye fruit of your loins, after an Eon 

Shall be reprise of paradise 

This is the punishment and my final kindness 

Glum were Adam and Eve though contended with thee Lord’s kindness, and they gracefully accepted. 

The Lord performed a ritual; renounce history of good and evil, his birth that the couple have learned 

and the knowledge of ephemeral mortality and the darkness that comes after. 

What was left on Adam and Eve, only their primal instinct, the need to feed, the need for self 

preservation and an instinct to have them spawning more Adams. Eat, Fuck and Sleep without joy 

were what the couple will do for the rest of their mortality. 

A century past, the couples retarded life grew on them, their bodies were covered in unsightly 

hair, brown and filthy, and they smell of their own feces and piss.

• Cinny X Freddwzz 2012